My Favourite Beauty.

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after
waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have
proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water
for our readers.

For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses. The
water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical
society as a hundred percent cure for the following diseases:
Headache
Body ache
heart system
arthritis
fast heart beat
epilepsy
excess fatness
bronchitis
asthma
TB
Meningtitis
Kidney and Urine diseases
vomiting gastritis
diarrhea
piles
diabetes
constipation
all eye diseases
womb cancer
menstrual disorders
ear nose
throat diseases

METHOD OF TREATMENT

1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink
four glasses of water each of 160 ml.


2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for
45 minutes.

3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.

4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or
drink anything for two hours.

5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink four glasses
of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and
gradually increase it to four glasses per day.

6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick
and others can enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment
required to cure main diseases:

1. High Blood Pressure 30 days
2. Gastric 10 days
3. Diabetes 30 days
4. Constipation 10 days
5. Cancer 180 days
6. TB 90 days

Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment for only 3
days in the first week to be followed by daily treatment.

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the
commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.

The Beauty of MAtheMazic

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321


1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111


9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888


Brilliant, isn't it?
And finally, take a look at this symmetry:


1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111= 12345678987654321

NEVER SICK AGAIN.

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Bad Predictions Notable people being very wrong.

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Odd Facts

Odd Facts Most of them you`ve probably already seen, but you never know what you can learn.

10 Greatest Countries in the History of the World

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The Big Religion Chart

The Big Religion Chart An attempt to summarize all religions on one page.

Our Moon

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Keys to a longer life

1. Drink tea. You would expect this from the British, but the research showing tea's ability to lower blood pressure and cholesterol actually comes from Japanese and Norwegian scientists. Apparently any kind of non-herbal tea will do.
2. Sleep more and laugh more. People with chronic sleep problems have a higher mortality rate, whereas those who get a good night's rest suffer fewer illnesses. People who cultivate laughter heal faster and feel better.
3. Take cold showers. Brrr! But research in England and Germany confirm that the chill enhances resistance to colds, boosts immunity and fertility, and reduces the risk of heart attack.
4. Drink something red. The British Medical Journal reports that red wine is highest in antioxidants, but acknowledges that the same value can be achieved by drinking red grape juice.
5. Eat less and exercise moderately. On the island of Okinawa, where residents eat 20 percent less than other Japanese, the age-related death rate is 60 percent lower. As for exercise, 30 minutes of moderate sustained activity five times a week increases life expectancy.
6. Get a pet and get married. Pet owners have lower stress, cholesterol and blood pressure, and see their doctors less often. While you're at it, get a spouse as well. The single and divorced have the highest chance of contracting disease and dying from it.

21 tips , You should follow ....

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.



TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.



THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.



FOUR. ! When you say, "I love you," mean it.



FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.



SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.



SEVEN. Believe in love at first! sight.



EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.



NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.



TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.



ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.



TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.



THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"



FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.



FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.



SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson



SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.



EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.



NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.



TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.



TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...

1. You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.
2. You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.
3. Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
4. When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns and the third stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial.
5. Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they hear a fire truck siren.
6. The EPA insists that all your garbage cans be marked with biohazard symbols.
7. Your microwave display reads "TILT!" 8. Your two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie, but your dinner guests can't tell which is which.
9. Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of the oven.
10. You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.
11. Pest control companies keep pestering you for your recipes.
12. You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the dark and melts the silverware. 13. Your family prays AFTER they eat!

Stupid questions

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?

13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs.

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesnt he buy his dinner?

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that theres billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you theres wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

10 worst company url's

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com
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Why it is good to be a man? very funny..

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

Default Marriage Experiences

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

~ Milton Berle



"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than

Electronic banking. It's called marriage."

~ James Holt McGavran



I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must

Be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

~ David Bissonette



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let

Him keep her.

~ Sacha Guitry



After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just

Can't face each other, but still they stay together.

~ Hemant Joshi



By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you

Get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

~ Socrates



Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

~ Dumas



The great question... Which I have not been able to answer... Is,

"What does a woman want?

~ Sigmund Freud



I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

~ Anonymous



"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go

To a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft

Music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

~ Henry Youngman



"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

~ Sam Kinison



"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the

Second one didn't."

~ Patrick Murray



Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong,

Admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

~ Nash



The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget

It once... - Anonymous



My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

~ Rodney Dangerfield



Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

~ Anonymous



A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he

Received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can

Have mine." - Anonymous



First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky,

mine's still alive." - Anonymous

Toughest questions women ask

Here are answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask… There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in last April’s issue of Sassy magazine.
The five questions are:
1 - “What are you thinking?”
2 - “Do you love me?”
3 - “Do I look fat?”
4 - “Do you think she is prettier than me?”
5 - “What would you do if I died?”
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:

1 - “What are you thinking?” The proper answer to this question, of course is, “I’m sorry if I’ve been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you.”
Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:
a . Baseball
b . Football
c - How fat you are.
d - How much prettier she is than you.
e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died.
According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. “If I wanted you to know,” Al said, “I’d be talking instead of thinking.”

The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:
2 - “Do you love me?” The correct answer to this question is, “Yes.” For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, “Yes, dear”.
Wrong answers include:
a - I suppose so.
b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c - That depends on what you mean by “love”.
d - Does it matter?
e - Who, me?

3 - “Do I look fat?” The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, “No, of course not” and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:
a - I wouldn’t call you fat, but I wouldn’t call you thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I’ve seen fatter.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

4 - “Do you think she’s prettier than me?” The “she” in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were starring at so hard thay you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, “No, you are much prettier.” Wrong answers include:
a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b - I don’t know how one goes about rating such things.
c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
d - Only in the sense that she’s younger and thinner.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
5 - “What would you do if I died?” Correct answer: “Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino’s Pizza truck that came my way.”

This might be the stupidest question of the lot,
as is illustrated by the following stupid joke:
“Dear,” said the wife. “What would you do if I died?”
“Why, dear, I would be extremely upset,” said the husband.
“Why do you ask such a question?” “Would you remarry?” persevered the wife.
“No, of couse not, dear” said the husband.
“Don’t you like being married?” said the wife.
“Of course I do, dear” he said.
“Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” “Alright,” said the husband,
“I’d remarry.” “You would?” said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
“Yes” said the husband.
“Would you sleep with her in our bed?” said the wife after a long pause.
“Well yes, I suppose I would.” replied the husband.
“I see,” said the wife indignantly.
”And would you let her wear my old clothes?”
“I suppose, if she wanted to” said the husband.
“Really,” said the wife icily.
“And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?” “Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do.”
“Is that so?” said the wife, leaping to her feet.
“And I suppose you’d let her play with my golf clubs, too.”
“Of course not, dear,” said the husband. “She’s left-handed.”

Differences between men & women*

1. Names:
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. Eating out:
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. Money:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

4. Bathrooms:
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. Arguments:
A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

6. Cats:
Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. Future:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. Success:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. Marriage:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

10. Dressing up:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, to water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. Natural:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. Offspring:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13. Final thought:
Any married man should forget his mistakes.

There's no use in two people remembering the same thing

How to make a woman happy

To make a woman happy .............. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes




&
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Leave him alone