ALL ABOUT MARRIGE:Answers by children

HOW DO U DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
1. You got to find somebody who likes the same
stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that
you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
dip coming.-Alan,aged 10

2. No person really decides before they grow up
who they're going to marry. God decides it all way
before,and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.-Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
1. Twenty-three is the best age because you know
the person FOREVER by then.-Camille, age 10

2. No age is good to get married at. You got to be
a fool to ge married.-Freddie, age 6 (very wise for
his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE
MARRIED?

1. You might have to guess, based on whether
they seem to be yelling at the same kids.-Derrick,
age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD
HAVE IN COMMON?
1. Both don't want any more kids.-Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
1. Dates are for having fun, and people should use
them to get to know each other. Even boys have
something to say if you listen long enough.-
Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

2. On the first date, they just tell
each other lies and that usually gets them
interested enough to go for a second date.-Martin,
age 10


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE
THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

1. I'd run home and play dead. The next day I
would call all the newspapers and make sure they
wrote about me in all the dead columns.-Craig, age
9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
1. When they're rich.-Pam, age 7

2. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn't want to mess with that.-Curt, age 7

3. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then
you should marry them and have kids with them.
It's theright thing to do.-Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
1. I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one
thing; I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I
don't want to be all grossed out.->Theodore, age 8

2. It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up after them.-Anita,
age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT
IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
1. There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there-Kelvin, age 8

And the Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
1. Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
looks like a truck.-Ricky, age 10